A man is walking down a country lane when he sees a farmer standing at a gate clutching a pig with 3 good legs and one wooden one. Puzzled, the man goes over to the farmer and says "I can't help noticing that your pig there has a wooden leg. Why?"
"Ah," says the farmer "Well, there's a bit of a story to that."
"Thought there might be." says the man "Go on then."
"Well, one night me, the missus and the kids are asleep in the house over there. A fire started in the downstairs room and soon it started to engulf all the house. This pig dashes into the house and starts squealing and running around, pulling us all out to safety. Then the pig goes over to the pump we've got, knocks off the top making the water gush all over the house helping control the fire."
"Wow! Then what?"
"It then comes over to where we all are, gives us mouth to snout resuscitation, dashes over to the phone and dials the emergency services but leaves the phone off the hook so they can trace the call!"
"So the pig lost its leg in the fire then?"
" Oh no! With a pig like that you wouldn't eat it all at once now would you?"
Posted by AlexC at August 30, 2005 04:13 PM*rolls eyes*
Posted by: Harvey at August 30, 2005 07:47 PMI'm still snickering over that one. Cute.
Posted by: Gary at September 7, 2005 03:00 PM