Alex In Wonderland

Celebrity Bitching

Did you know that jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt split up? Did you know that he is now with Angelina Jolie? Do you care?

This whole situation is really pissing me off. First off I would like to point out to Jennifer (or Jen as she likes me to call her) that the self pity thing has gone too far now. I accept that there may be rebound issues, and that in the light of him going off with Another Woman, it may have made you reassess your priorities but continually whining to various magazines (or basically anyone that will listen) sin't going to change the fact that it has happened, and that you have missed that boat now. S**t happens - he wanted something, you didn't - he moved on, you haven't yet. Fine, you wanted to concentrate on your career but, dear, have you SEEN the crap you have been putting out recently?

I hate to say it but she is 36 now and if she hasn't made it in Hollywood by now she never will. 'Friends' is like a millstone around hers (and all the other cast members) neck and frankly it was always going to be something that none of them would ever beat. So whilst she is upset with her situation she should cry quietly into her millions of $, pause to blow her nose on a used $50, and spare us, the public, from more of this.

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Hiya Ms Spears. Not got divorced yet? No? You don't read the papers then? Oh,you have trouble with the long words - OK then. Ah, I see - when you're in the car and trying to read the paper when driving it's hard with your son in the way.

Pardon me for asking here folks but WTF happened to her? I never ever liked her music, never thought she was good looking but Oh My God now... Like a train wreck! For an entertainer that had a particular audience (Harvey) that like her for her looks (be honest here people) now she will need a drill sergeant to get her back into any kind of shape to appeal to that market ever again. The whole way her career has gone now seems to consist of a giant fruit shaped object now - it is mistakes compounded by constant errors of judgement. There were some pictures of her taken recently that should have had a Not Safe For Anyone warning attachment on them.

I know I sound shallow but seriously, look at her life now. I feel genuinely sorry for her because she has made these errors and seems to lack good advice, a decent PR person and a s**t hot divorce attorney. I did read that she is happy with her body now and if that is so then good luck to her - but she cannot possibly expect her career to relaunch with her old fan base can she? Perhaps this is all the consequence of having too much too soon and not knowing what to do with it.

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Someone please tell Paris Hilton just to be satisfied with her millions and stop inflicting herself on us. We don't care. No one likes spoilt people and particularly those that think they are better than the rest of us because they have money. Fade away and be happy with who you are and what you have.

Posted by AlexC at February 27, 2006 02:36 PM